O. Ruddock d. 'H.S. Mauberley' [Reblogging the TLASILA (To Live and Shave L.A.) Blog: Post Title & Subheading Clippings, 12.31.07 – 1.2.07]

Favorite Music of 2007. Everything Must Go!!! (Pt. 3). Post-Christmas Depression vs. King Crimson's Red. Everything Must Go!!! (Pt. 2). Xmas Scrum vs. Plateau. Everything Must Go!!! (Pt. 1). Electro Punk: Viva La Revolution vs. Smoky Mountain Christmas. The Twelve Feasts of Praamzius (La Grande Bouffe Edition). The Twelve Feasts of Praamzius, Pt. 12: Conway Twitty's A Twistmas Story vs. Hilary Duff's Santa Claus Lane. The Twelve Feasts of Praamzius, Pt. 11: Collin Raye's Christmas: The Gift vs. Jim Reeves' Christmas Songbook. The Twelve Feasts of Praamzius, Pt. 10: Clint Black's Looking for Christmas vs. Kenny Rogers' Christmas in America. The Twelve Feasts of Praamzius, Pt. 9: Burl Ives' 20th Century Masters: The Christmas Collection vs. Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas in Larryland. Merry Christmas und C Новым Годом! RIP Oscar Peterson. The Twelve Feasts of Praamzius, Pt. 8: Buddy Emmons' Christmas Sounds of the Steel Guitar vs. Loretta Lynn's 20th Century Masters: The Christmas Collection. The Twelve Feasts of Praamzius, Pt. 7: Buck Owens' A Merry ''Hee Haw'' Christmas vs. Marie Osmond's Magic of Christmas. The Twelve Feasts of Praamzius, Pt. 6: Brenda Lee's Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree vs. Merle Haggard's A Country Christmas. The Twelve Feasts of Praamzius, Pt. 5: Bill Anderson's Christmas vs. Nashville Superpickers' Pickin' on Christmas. Next: Hop Sing and U Roy in Rail Steel Clash 1868! Christmas on the Ponderosa vs. Studio 1. The Twelve Feasts of Praamzius, Pt. 4: Bellamy Brothers' Tropical Christmas vs. Sammy Kershaw's Christmas Time's A Comin'. The Twelve Feasts of Praamzius, Pt. 3: Amy Grant's A Christmas Album vs. Ray Stevens' Christmas Through a Different Window. Tardy Again. The Twelve Feasts of Praamzius, Pt. 2: Alan Jackson's Honky Tonk Christmas vs. Toby Keith's Classic Christmas. The Twelve Feasts of Praamzius, Part 1: Adam Brand & Friends' Christmas in Australia vs. Vince Gill & Olivia Newton-John's 'Tis the Season. Kringle's Mirrored Stovepipe Sliced by Errant Guywire. Pulse Emitter vs. Slade. Horus Likes His Muselix After All. An Evening with John Denver vs. Led Zeppelin, O2 Arena, London, December 10, 2007. Sidekick Marries Splitnik in Gemütlich Sond-Flick. Dennis Day vs. Watersports & Changeling. Charybdis Blows Off Odysseus for a Quick Clop with Pliny. The Most Awesome Line Dancing Album vs. Yellow Swans. R.I.P. Ike. Post-Stockhausen: The Lull. Athena Was Goddess of Shortwave, Non? Nana Mouskouri vs. Medroxy Progesterone Acetate. Your Overstolz Traces a Larder. Sarin Smoke vs. Slim Pickens. Santa's A-Pickin', and Blixen's A-Convulsin'. Buck Owens & Susan Raye vs. Musica Elettronica Viva. Under Heavy Manierismus. Prince Jazzbo vs. Mount Fuji Doomjazz Corporation. In (Serrated) Memoriam. Karlheinz Stockhausen vs. Feist. Abschied. Ticking Beneath the Tarmac of Orly-Paris Runway 4. Stinky Toys (le disque jaune) vs. Goem. The Rite Craves the Ceaseless as the Brain Feigns Death. Crazy Frog vs. The Soft Boys. Skin Isn't All It's Hacked Up to Be. Ed Kuepper vs. Aril Brikha. The Leveller. Pulsing in the Wake of the Purge. Lily Allen B-Sides vs. Sonic Youth B-Sides. A Slender-billed Curlew Walks Into the Lump Cabin Beverage Room ... and asks "Have you heard the one about the NO I WON'T WRITE THE WORD 'SNOWBIRD'!" Anne Murray vs. Ophydian. Wolfgang Flür / Fotheringay Split Shock! Steeleye Span vs. Silver Apples. Ye Olde TLASILA Vid: Unearthed! Beelzebub prefers Mark's Texas Hots to the Wiener's Circle (or Mel's, for that matter). Pengo vs. Deicide. No Mention of "Yankee Reaper" Scheduled in the Short Term. Hell Rell vs. Van Dyke Parks. The Gizzard-Flavored Halvah's Gonna Rise in Wein. Pomassl vs. Charlie Daniels. Goose, Gander, Etc. Peter Criss vs. Peter Christopherson vs. Chronic Town. Cross-Kultur'l Courtesy Calls. Klimek vs. Archie Campbell. Repost: Ohne 1. Reminds Slightly of Community Action: Noise Canned Goods Drive! Josh Lay vs. Dischord 1981. Vocalists Are Hanafi School; Neo-Proggers Are ITT Tech. Perry Como vs. Battles. Nothing Revs Up a Pajama Party Like Gin and Anti-Colonialist Polemic. Tweeners, Take Your Marks! Orchestra Baobab vs. Julie London. "Sugar Lips" Scored for Cryptobiosis. Al Hirt vs. Lichens. What's Powhatan for "More Piety in the Monitors"? Wild Turkey vs. Pocahaunted (2007). Vers un mal de mer. Carlos Giffoni vs. Loggins & Messina. Worst Recommendation Ever. If You Could Read My Depeche Mode Playbook. Sylvian Chauveau vs. Gordon Lightfoot. Mashup EP #100! Bonnie Tyler vs. Drone Nation. More Exquisitely Fucked Pistols Vids. Nam June's Synaptic Collapse, (Garbled). An AK slug fired into the flank of the "surge" success myth. Jethro Hiccuped All Over My Hate-Loop. Roddy Jackson vs. Antikillah & Sitter. Our First Noisebloid Smear... Awww! Rat Bastard Quits TLASILA because Tom Smith Smells Like Pee. Colour My World with a Hobnail Imprint on Seraphine's Mug. Young Marble Giants vs. Chicago. Upon the Morrow We Perambulate the Slurry. To Live and Shave in L.A. The Cortege. If Leee Black Childers Had Managed Rudolf Schwarzkogler, But Backwards. Abel Bocoum vs. Dagmar Krause. I Became Addicted to Vinyl Siding a Second Time Under the Following Circumstances. Black Artists Group vs. The Tubes. Doc Watson Is David Gest, and Terry Riley? Terry Kath. Michael Flower vs. Limahl. Norman Mailer. Detonations Rattle Crystal Dolphin Displays. Dan Fogelberg vs. Akira. "All You Need Is Heroin." Try As I May, I Can't Quite Fit the Bösendorfer in Condy's Bunghole. Neil Campbell vs. Kelly Wells. '08 Tsunami Foretold. Take the Delorean Around the Neo-Zone Perimeter, Then Slowly Smash It to Bits with a Hunger-Supression Chip. Deadstyle Is Hard vs. Trans. Blathering on About Beauty and Your Bloody Serenity. Sigur Rós vs. Nicholas Parsons. New Mixes Arriving Later Today. WOW's Husqvarna + Ney's Greasepaint = Anti-Emo (or at least Times New Viking, sort of...). Secos e Mulhados vs. The Plasmatics. If Only Pelé Had Studied Under Clara Rockmore. Ror Wolf Der Ball Ist Rund. In the Other Georgia, Hastening a Different Sort of Rain. Thigh-Highs for DecoMetal® Oblivion. The Hullabaloo Singers and Orchestra vs. Merzbow & Nordvargr. If, as Jacques Derrida suggested in Glas, "every thesis is a prothesis," then this infernal collision sports 665 pairs of white vinyl Courrèges grappling tongs. If You Don't Love Paris You're Inviting Osama to Your Prostate Exam. Mr. Doherty, You're No Carl Crack. Phallus Über Alles vs. Babyshambles. Slogging Up the Multi-Infarct on the Down. Barbara Streisand & Barry Gibb vs. Grachan Moncur III. Personally, I'd rather Evil Moisture had been booked for Stern. Columbia-Princeton EMC vs. ICP. Linda Stein. Waterboarding, Up Close and Impersonal. I'll Have the Seething Rust Urchin with an Enamel Crust on the Side. VxPxCx vs. Shaun Cassidy. Gaza Oxygen Bar Small Talk. Keith Jarrett (via Marian McPartland) vs. Steaming Coils. One Hundred Trillion Times Cooler Than the Coolest of the Cool. Baby Come Back to Jikken Kōbō. Player vs. Tōru Takemitsu. Don't Gouge Out Your Peepers Just Yet. DDF Graminoid ISO DTE Bezoar 4 LTR. Venetian Snares vs. 1910 Fruitgum Company. Scotty Moore, Ladies and Gentlemen, on VLF Transmitter! Dub Dickerson vs. Jefre Cantu-Ledesma. Putting an End to ________. Kashif vs. The Bark Haze. Thank Christ for Sunday (Pt. 666.7). Five T-34 Tanks Surrounded the Cabaña. Jimmy Buffett vs. Inhume. So, Why Exactly Did Cianciusi Ditch JFA? Harry Pussy: Microgroove, Atlanta (3 May 97). I Only Suit Up for Bechtel. Threnody to the Victims of a Lout Named "Kill Yseult." Airto vs. Sham 69. "An Earnest Orb Trained on an ICP for Damp Pseuds." Or so read the headline from 1631. Sammy Davis Jr. vs. Radiohead. Attacked by Beige Polo Beach Togs. TLASILA: Live, The Edge, Ft. Lauderdale, Florida (XS Music Fest), December 1, 1995. Cobra Venom Mixed with the Old Blah-Blah. Vicekopf Principia Schizophonica EP. Not at Issue: Why They Still Love Jacko on the Aegean Side. Phauss Audiodrome. Her Feral Self Again in Shadow. Singcircle Mouth Music. Schwitters' Stutter. Verschärfte Vernehmung Requests the Pleasure of Your Blindfold Test. TLASILA 20 Post Op Wrongss. Haydevils Spiral. Morita Doji vs. Pearls Before Swine. From the Times: "A Prize for Mr. Gore and Science." Peeling Off Another Spool of Plangent Static. Kites vs. Langley Schools Music Project. An '82 J Would Concur. Pablo Cruise vs. Byla & Jarboe. This Mix Is Such an A-Hole. TLASILA Present Copa Without a Cover: Barry Manilow vs. CM. Three drifters, lost in the fog. Comfort Kills. Months Pass. P'ansori vs. PJ Harvey. No, Hauling a Basket of Dirty Laundry in the Back of Your Tour Van Isn't Comparable. – ∆ t (Minus Delta T) The Project. Seceding Between the Lines. Karl ein Karl Gramelot. Got to Scrape the Soundscape Off Your Shoes. Christian Marclay Footsteps. From Crooks and Liars, in Case You Missed It. Pseudodoxia Epidemica, and Other Body Rushes. TLASILA Present BXCABC in Mes Soudeurs Stupides '07-'07. Majin Stand-In Strapped to Milk Roast Pretz; Rubber Nagra Records Tar Pool. Akira Ifukube vs. Mouthus. Portsmouth Sinfonia: Toxic Clouds of Sound, and Not a Hosanna Too Soon. The Portsmouth Sinfonia Hallelujah: The Portsmouth Sinfonia at the Royal Albert Hall. The Smack Shire Ghost Site Haunts the 'Net. Diamanda Galás: The Metalanguage Album. Redoubled #3. A Slo-Mo Collision of Foam Slugs Traveling at Minimal Velocity. Jocy de Oliveira vs. Matt Munro. I Smell You at the Ox Bow Pool. Blowfly vs. David Toop (et al). Redoubled #2. Tracking the Ellipticals of the Brown Dwarves. Derek and the Dominos vs. Harry Pussy. Refused by the O-Mind. Undeterred Beatle(s) Loops: Lphe. Bockris Secretly Preferred Carmen. VU vs. Rechenzentrum. Redoubled #1. Droning on About Cristus and the Old Testament Rag(a). Scott Stapp vs. Burning Star Core. Bel Canto Negro Girl Gets Even. Maria Callas vs. Drunks with Guns. Linked from HuffPo: Shock Doctrine Confab. Gedächtnis der Listen. Elton John vs. Thurston Moore. I'll Call Your Homecoming, and Raise You a Cancellation. Grech, Ass-Drunk Again on Braun's Müller-Thurgau. Blind Faith vs. Marion Brown. Sitting on the Floor at James Chance's Request. The Schism Gave Birth to Excision. Brave New World vs. Miss High Heel. Evelyn Marble Sheds Her CaCO3. This one's for the Donald. Velvet Monkeys vs. Velvert Turner Group. Miss High Heel Update! Swallowed on the Morning of a Busy Day. In Flight Entertainment vs. Black Wing Over the Sand. For Poppa Fleming on His (Almost) Birthday. Einstürzende Neubauten vs. The Four Seasons. Moving to the Music of the Pit Boss's Letter. Bay City Rollers vs. Tieum & Dr. Macabre. A Tape of a White, Habit-Like Shirt Is Switched On. The Fix and D-Struct & SKC vs. Rockabilly Xmas. "At Once Horribly Unjust and Perfectly Well Deserved..." Leslie Singer vs. the White Stripes. The Bloody Dictaphone of Inevitability. Hermann Nitsch vs. Polyphonic Spree. Take a Xerox of a Car Bomb to Bass Cabs and Bassoons. Luc Ferrari vs. Scorpions. Setenta y Cinco Sondeos También Muchos. Alfredo Zitarrosa vs. Boredoms (77Boadrums). Wallowing in Transcendence. Lou Reed's Berlin vs. Mahavishnu Orchestra Live at Shibuyakokaido, Tokyo. An Intervention. Original Doll vs. Art Ensemble of Chicago & Tarkus. RIP Janis Martin. 1988 Occultation Inna 1671 Shrina Style. N.W.A. vs. The Royal Guardsmen. Squeeze My Lemon ('Til the 2,3-Diethylpentanes Run Down My White Vinyl Peg Leg...). Tony Joe White vs. Les Rallizes Dénudés. Post-Cortege Collisions? Too Mauldin to Resist. John Zorn vs. Montana Slim. Shave Docu-Anomaly #667. TLASILA: Deletion Sub-Series (Segments I-L). TLASILA: GBM Pix, 28 Aug 07. TLASILA: Think Tank Video #1 (25 Aug 07). TLASILA: WFMU Session, 27 Aug 07. TLASILA: Think Tank, Day Two, 5PM-11:50PM. TLASILA: Think Tank, Day Two, 12 PM-5PM. TLASILA: Think Tank, Day One, 7PM-11PM. TLASILA: Think Tank, Day One, 2PM-7PM. From the Maude Sessions. Groggy but Unperforated. RIP Hilly. We're at Goodbye Blue Monday. Communique from the Deep. Demo Derby Victory Lap: Checkered Flag Shoved Up the Pitted Arse of Propriety.  Discothèque 70: Guinée vs. Pierre Boulez. Für Elise (ORLAAM / Québécois edition). Céline Dion vs. Voivod. Lucifer Prefers Mr. Mister. Huey Lewis & the News vs. Karlheinz Stockhausen. Kleinere Schätze vom Haus von Eb.er (Vol. 2). K2 with Runzelstirn & Gurgelstøck Noise Tournament Vol. 4. Roach Lake Filled Instead with Gummy Dreads. Meredith Monk vs. Emerson, Lake and Palmer. Beaver Bear Fox Box Blue Slip Squelch Squawk. Bobby Bare vs. The Music Machine. Mitternacht am... Krug-Störschub! Maria Muldaur vs. Apparat. Henri in a Mortgage Pickle, and Don't Spare the Shabu Shabu. Incapacitants vs. Jack Nitzsche. Why Zidane Lost It. Materazzi reveals words of World Cup slur. Kleinere Schätze vom Haus von Eb.er (Volumen 1). Crawl Unit / R.H.M. (Randy) Yau Japan Tour 08:98. Even My Creeps Have the Heebie-Jeebies. Normal Brain vs. High School Musical (with special guest Marcel Duchamp). Toward the Finite, with Haste. Lava House & Lil Boosie vs. Tom Verlaine. RIP Max Roach. Nicolai or Noto-Polyfoto or Nicoulai or Noto oder Was? What the Hell is this? It was recorded / transcribed from Rudolf Eb.er's original copy, and I'm just a gnat hair shy of 1,000% positive that it isn't Carsten's 1998 flexi release (with accompanying 16-page booklet) Endless. I was scrupulous about copying pertinent information from the various treasures I ripped from Odin's archive, but perhaps I erred... Differences: Nicolai was spelled N-I-C-O-U-L-A-I (its Slavic variant) on the sleeve; where the Endless flexi runs approximately 3:30, this untitled piece bores into your doublewide at an efficient 2:30. Endless dates from 1998, whereas this recording is given a 1995 point of origin... I admit the light in Dave Philips' studio space may have been too dim for me to properly resolve an "8," but at this five-year remove I can no longer be certain. CN's early (pre Raster-Noton) label was yclept Noton Archiv für Ton und Nichtton, but I ascribed the flexi (as per printed credit info) to "Nichtron," its title as Archiv für Ton. (The "EV" matrix was common to Evatone discs of the day.) I'm either correct or totally fucking astigmatic. Anyone know this long-gone lil' pup? Carsten Nico(u)lai (aka Noto-Polyfoto) Archiv für Ton. Ye Olde Cantilevered Virtue. Judy Garland vs. Wolf Eyes. Prerequisites for Necrosis. Rush vs. Joanna Newsom. RIP Elizabeth Murray. Paul Simon/Sonore Collab Forthcoming. Edie Brickell vs. Tim Daisy & Ken Vandermark. Prima di ultime cadute di goccia della rottura, Querida. Freddie Fender vs. Super Italia Vol. 26. Les Tricoteuses: Examimed. Seth and Katie Sitting in a Tree, R-E-I-T-E-R-A-T-I-N-G. Kate Voegele vs. Anal Cunt. Frederick Karl Pruetzel as the Venusian Rift Valley Crust Vault in... Chico Magnetic Band vs. Document 02: Sine. I Strand Corrected. TLASILA Emblazoned at B2B. That Old Magische Klanggestalt Rag. York Höller vs. W. C. Handy. TLASILA: Goodbye Blue Monday. Alma de Resurrection. Tim Maia vs. Oliver Lake. Du Hast vs. Everything Aguilera vs. Spider-Pig vs. Blueberry Compote. Sawtooth'd Sighs Over Praha. VA From Czech Electronic Music Studios (1974). You Know the Name (Look Up the Stress Fracture). M. Behrens vs. Wayne Newton. Hasn't the Bastard Already Fucked Us Enough? Meta-Equivalencies. Jandek vs. Smash Mouth. Flash-Fused from the (Pop) Kultur Forge. MIA vs. Fe-Mail. Death, Death and More Death. Natalie Merchant vs. Johnny Rebel. Another Demure Evisceration. Rab Noakes vs. Hair Police. Antonioni. Vila i ro, Mästare. Ingmar Bergman, Famed Swedish Film Director, Dies at 89. Disgrace Among the Censors. Boris Policeband vs. Bright Eyes. Opposites Infect. Kan Mikami vs. Al Jarreau. Hippie-Noise Amanuenses Distort "Oud" in Triplicate. C.C.C.C. vs. Incredible String Band. Cod Austere contra Aus-Haddock. Uriah Heep vs. Low. Immoderately Aquiline Slips Relatively Heavy a Mickey. Skafish vs. Sunn O))). Two Coins, Same Side. Clay Aiken vs. Jim O'Rourke. Konserthus Sackbutt Subsumed. Hugh Le Caine vs. Deep Purple. Gourmandizer Alert! Chet Baker vs. Goblin. Genre Whore Hookup Pt. 662: Blind Date with Feedback and Bandolier. Sutcliffe Jügend vs. Blues Traveler. Rüdiger Carl and Jane Child Were Otherwise Engaged. Milli Vanilli vs. Vinko Globokar. A Proper Fucking Frankenstein. Mike Jones vs. Jerry Reed. Bette Midler Tipped to Topline SONAR '09. Pita vs. Manhattan Transfer. The Night They Drove Carsten Nicolai to Pick Up Smokes and Another Pony Keg. The Band vs. Alva Noto. I Did Have Sexual Relations With That Woman. Abuse by Request. Prurient vs. The Lovin' Spoonful. After an Hour of Hammering, the Blood Begins to Slow. Nitro vs. John Cage (via Takahashi). IM Excerpt: Live from Baghdad. More Importantly, Do They Ask for Encores of "Simon the Bullet Freak"? Narcocorrido Wraiths Converge. Judee vs. GG. No-Core Mixtape #8. Forcing Another Redundancy Into a Choke Hold. Alec Empire vs. Country USA 1955. Forty-Six-Year Ballad Collision: An Exploded View. Odetta vs. Derek Bailey. Reducing the Transparent. Chipmunks vs. Whitehouse (expanded edition). Back from the Long Weekend. Asheville: Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Gallon Jug of Sweet Tea. Asheville: The Milanese Hot Patootie Stares Down the French Broad. Asheville: Gag Reflex Doubled. Asheville: The Littlest Triggers. Asheville: The Tights Were Noose-Like. Asheville: Psychic Strap vs. Farsi Rhyming Slang. TLASILA: Catarrh Contra Duckbill. Björk vs. Cactus. Why They Hate Us, Pt. 99,999,999,999. Upgraded Spahlinger Link. TLASILA: Clarifying the Reductive. Chipmunks vs. Whitehouse. TLASILA > New York City > Club Midway > 14 May 07 > Vidcaps (Pt. 2). It's Nothing a 15-Year Run of Good Luck Couldn't Salvage. TLASILA > New York City > Club Midway > 14 May 07 > Vidcaps (Pt. 1). A Pallid Finger on the Trigger of a Damp Squib. Polka Tulk Blues Company's Peg City Detour. Snares Sabbath Dubs. Gusts and Great Harangues. Cyrus From the Shadows. Beyond Noise, Beyond Aesthetic Dislocation: A Perennial Toxin. Discharge Grave New World. Two Views of the Same Bloody Knuckle. Runzelstirn & Gurgelstock Feld. More Cultural Woe. Late Breaking Stiffening. Morgan Packard Airships Fill the Sky. Heavy Crescendos of Kontrabaß und Klavier. Mathias Spahlinger Morendo / AΠO ΔΩ (Von Hier) / Vier Stücke / Entlöschend / Störung / Sottovoce. Beyond "Rakt: Tsatzrakt". Josef Anton Riedl Polygonum / Nr. 3 / Paper Music / Nr. 4/1 / Studien für Elektronische Klänge II, I, IV / Vielleicht-Duo. I'll Lower Neither Myself Nor This Blog by Writing "Go Flux Yourself!" (Post-dated for your acute pancreatitis). Henning Christiansen Fluxyl (Musik Essayistik). Die Kinder des Samstags Sind. (Post-dated for your delectation). Marion und Michael Teil 1. All Silica, All the Time. (Post-dated for maximum freshness). The Glass Orchestra The Glass Orchestra. More Supreme Insanity. TLASILA > Washington, DC > Rock and Roll Hotel > 13 May 07 > Vidcaps. A Moment's Equilization... (Balto Bank After-Party). TLASILA > Baltimore > The Bank > 12 May 07 > After Party. "Three Bad Rulings." TLASILA > Philadelphia > Avant Gentleman's Lounge > 11 May 07 > Vidcaps. TLASILA > Evanston / Northwestern University > WNUR > 9 May 07 > Vidcaps. On Sicko. We Knew Andrew Barranca Was a Formidable Baller, But Goddamn! A Serge We Can Support. The Hissing's Most Likely Misting. Keiji Haino / Loren MazzaCane Connors Vol. 2. A Soundtrack to a Pastry. VA Inside the Fantastical Cave. The Usual Swirl. Taking the Weekend Off. Po' Po' Pee Poo-Core, Revisited. Duotron Duotron vs. Tom Smith. In Celebration of Largesse. A Book of Days for the Literary Year reminds us that on this day in 1374, the apparently very wise and equally thoughtful John of Gaunt awarded Geoffrey Chaucer an annual pension of £10 (or something on the order of 2,700 of today's dollars). I'm certain old Geoff shat a word salad, or at least dashed off a note to his nervous system to commence spasming. Funky Terrorist 5! 5! 5! TLASILA > St. Paul > Turf Club > 7 May 07 > Vidcaps. 9 for 502: Sweet Spot Hybrids. 9 for 502: Sweet Spot Hybrids. Before I Forget. RIP Richard Rorty. This Ain't Exactly Debbie Harry's Heart ... (Closer to Herzog, Actually). Anna Lockwood The Glass World of Anna Lockwood. Equivalencies. As Promised. TLASILA > Los Angeles > Pehrspace > 6 May 07 > Vidcaps. Now We're Talkin'. Audience pix from TLASILA > NYC > Club Midway > 14 May 07. Video Flood, Unabated. TLASILA > Los Angeles, CA > The Smell > 5 May 07 > Vidcaps. TLASILA > San Francisco, CA > The Hemlock > 4 May 07 > Vidcaps. TLASILA > Oakland, CA > 21 Grand > The Victory Lap. TLASILA > Oakland, CA > 21 Grand > 3 May 07 > Vidcaps. TLASILA > Portland, OR > Rotture > 2 May 07 > Vidcaps. TLASILA > Seattle, WA > Rendezvous > 1 May 07 > Vidcaps. TLASILA > Denver, CO > Rhinoceropolis > 29 Apr 07 > Vidcaps. TLASILA vs. Kansas, Continued. Three Things to Love About Death Proof. TLASILA > Lawrence, KS > Replay Lounge > 28 Apr 07 > Vidcaps. NY Times: Frank Rich Reviews Don DeLillo's "Falling Man." TLASILA > Nashville, TN > Stillwater > 27 Apr 07 > Vidcaps. When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Hand Grenades. Cracking the (Unresolved) Black Egg. To Live and Shave in LRS: Jacksonville (20 Dec 06) Pix. Grab 'em before they're gone. New Snaps from the Rotture Rout. TLASILA: Live Session, KFJC-FM, Los Altos Hills, CA (4 May 07). Bill Pisarri: Updated Information. William Pisarri: RIP. New Tour Photos Will Be Uploaded Throughout the Weekend. Ray Brassier: "Genre Is Obsolete" (from Multitiudes No. 28, Spring 2007). The fitting analogue is the bracing formalism of Pierre Guyotat or Iannis Xenakis, rather than the agreeable pastiche of John Barth or Alfred Schnittke. Sighs, gasps, burps, groans, retchings, barks, growls, dogs, roosters, accordions, yodels, strings, pianos, brass, shouts, roars, thuds, shrieks, and sawings are punctuated by precisely defined intervals of silence. Tears Begin to Flail. TLASILA in Flouts of the Midway. DC: Lite Jazz Motel Condemned / One More to Go. Now and Forever, the Balto Freak Scene Fucking Rules. Philly: Avant Post-Can-Toss Mosh-Core / Fitting Digs. 9 Mile Kennel Club / Alleghenies / The King. WNUR (Evanston) Stealth Session / MoCAD (Detroit) Creep. St. Paul Conclusion / Nihilist Constriction. St. Paul: Fucking Fire and Rain (James Taylor Marked for Death Yet Again). Escape from Escape from L.A. / Ogallala. The Acrid Taste of The Smell. The Hemlock: Yeah, We Drank of It, and We're Well Fucking Dead. Oakland / KFJC: It's the Impurities That Cause the Laughter. 21 Grand: Muncie-Delaware County Scene Bleed-Down! Mind-Rotture: A Paige-Turner. The First of the Tour Photos Have Been Uploaded: Scores More to Follow. Seattle: Still Sleepy After All Those Lattes. Post-Seattle Portland Interlude. Towlie Snores in Boise. Denver Dove Right In. Larewnce Welked, and Jesus' Son Smells of Old Crow. Nashville's Burning; Lawrence Beckons. All Set for the Long Drop. TLASILA Pre-Tour Deluge #5: The Underground, Hamilton, Ontario, 3 Sept 06. TLASILA Pre-Tour Deluge #4: WFMU, Jersey City, NJ, 5 Sept 06. TLASILA Pre-Tour Deluge #3: Friendship Cove, Montréal, 31 Aug 06. TLASILA Pre-Tour Deluge #2: La Sala Rossa, Montréal, 1 Sept 06. TLASILA Pre-Tour Deluge #1: Tonic, NYC, 18 Sept 04. A Respite. Naked in Montréal. Augmented Distress Screech Update. TLASILA Flood: Live, Safari Lounge, Providence, RI, September 17, 2004. Sproiiiinngg! The Old Switcheroo Goes Bionic. Our Madness Trumps (and Pretty Much Seems to Engender) Your Madness. Boozetown Chastity Vow: Upskirt Gallery. Re Tour: We Haven't a Clue. Two Weeks 'Til DESTRUCT! Theodor Kotulla. This Looks Like Fun. Calvin Lockhart, Roscoe Lee Browne, Kurt Vonnegut. Taking the Day Off. TLASILA Album Flood: Where a Horse Has Been Standing and Where You Belong (1998). As Badass Goes, You Can't Do Better Than Shostakovich’s Nose. 18 Days to Lift-Off! RIP Johnny Hart. RIP Sol LeWitt. Blessed Semi-Sweet Saviour. In Love. You Can Never Huff Enough Gold Bond. TLASILA Flood: Live, Southgate House, Newport, KY (12 Sept 04). TLASILA Flood: Live, Churchill's, Miami (15 Sept 94). TLASILA > WFMU 2004 > 10 Unpublished / Forgotten Photos. Seyaced Sratiug Net (1 Apr 07). TLASILA Flood: Live, WFMU, Jersey City, NJ, September 19, 2004. Birthy Half-Day Deadly Spawn! TLASILA Flood: "Free Agency of Electron," Radio Belarus, April 18, 2002. Test Card 10. Test Card 09. Test Card 08. Test Card 07. Test Card 06. Test Card 05. Test Card 04. Test Card 03. Test Card 02. Test Card 01. Someone Demanded a Fitting Room ... (aria). RLW / Aube Organized Split EP (1996). DSC: Buy Pet Meds Direct! Daniel Steven Crafts Soap Opera Suite / Snake Oil Symphony. Someone Demanded a Fitting Room ... (prelude). KM/LS: Comsumer Alert! TLASILA Flood: The Complete 1999 American Tour. RIP Mme Aubrac. Les Tricoteuses: il est arrivé! (Sort of...). Witold Lutoslawski Trois Poèmes D'Henri Michaux (1966). Peach of Immortality "Jehovah" My Black Ass – R.E.M. Is Air Supply! (1986). We wanted it to sound like multiple, continuously crossed pirate station broadcast signals. Peach of Immortality Talking Heads '77 (1985). Terry Fox Berlino / Rallentando (1988). Christian Marclay Record Without a Cover. Don Letts, Stratetime Keith, Steel Leg & Jah Wobble Steel Leg v Electric Dread. TLASILA Album Flood: Amour Fou on the Edge of Misogyny (1998, released 2001). TLASILA Flood: Rehearsal (25 Aug 94) + Performance (27 Aug 94). TLASILA Flood: Live, The Cave, Williamsburg, October 25, 1996. Where Was the Love? RIP (Sigh...). Günter Brus Günter Brus zum 50. Geburtstag Überreicht vom 1. Deutschen Trivialeum: Panisches Liederbuch (Dichtung und Musik). More Soothing Sonorities: Experimentelle Musik und Szene in der Therapie. OHNE Ohne 1 (2002). TLASILA Album Flood: Peter Criss vs. Peter Christopherson (1996-8, released 2000). Derek Bailey Concert in Milwaukee (1983). TLASILA Flood: Live, Pez-Ner, Lyon, France, 28 Feb 98. Masstishaddhu Shekinah (1988). Brus, Nitsch, Roth, et al. Münchner Konzert Mai 1974. Günter Brus, Hermann Nitsch, Dieter Roth, Gerhard Rühm & Oswald Wiener Münchner Konzert Mai 1974. Attersee, Brus, Nitsch, et al. Das Berliner Konzert (November 1974). We're just doing this for the sake of accretion – the more blood-flecked one's phlegm, the fucking merrier. Christian Attersee, Günter Brus, Hermann Nitsch, Arnulf Rainer, Dieter Roth, Gerhard Rühm, Dominik Steiger & Oswald Wiener Das Berliner Konzert (November 1974). Neurons Firing, Yes, But Painted Silver, Salivating. Diamanda Galás Faust. Eros. Tod (1982/1988). Distance: My Demons. TLASILA on YouTube > Newly Posted Video. Crucial Critical Clarity. Where Were You That Summer of 2001? Fucking Stress. TLASILA Flood: Vedder Vedder Bedwetter Live Rehearsal, Churchill's, Miami, January 31, 1995. TLASILA Album Flood: New Songs with Drug and Pornographic Themes. TLASILA Album Flood: Tonal Harmony (Plus). A sluice of sinew and spittle. INC / Rapidshare Gripes. TLASILA Album Flood: An Interview with the Mitchell Brothers. Oh my, another moldy chestnut from our first decade. Chuck your crap-ass share rips, devour these fetid morsels, and cough up a blood-flecked essay on this topic: "Why Doesn't Trevor Wishart Ever Have Anything Good to Say About Winger?" Say, 2,000 words? TLASILA Album Flood: Vedder Vedder Bedwetter. TLASILA Album Flood: "Helen Butte" vs. Masonna Pussy Badsmell. TLASILA Album Flood: 30-minuten männercreme. SPK Who? An actual member prepares for transformation. TLASILA Tour: Adjustments to Itinerary. Dying on the Vine. From the BBC: No sleep means no new brain cells. Sick to Death. April/May Tour Schedule. Nashville – The Springwater. Sideslipping 07. Maureen Dowd: "Daffy Does Doom". Sideslipping 06. Sideslipping 05. Sideslipping 04. Sideslipping 03. Sideslipping 02. Sideslipping 01. Minutiae Unveiled. RIP Robert Anton Wilson. Under the Wire, 12/06: Two More Reasons to Postpone Your Suicide. Disco Cunt Funky + Disco. "Noon": Dusted (9 Jan 07). We're (Temporarily) Number One!!! (In Evanston...). No Winter, But Flurries Just the Same. Fuck... Does This Mean I'm Gonna Live to Be 1,000? Wha-? Huh... Where am I?